In these trying times, when the very notion of a democracy
is beginning to seem like fiction, it’s important
to remember the little things that unite us all as humans.
Like our ability to express ourselves creatively, or
our capacity for love, or the fact that each and every
one of us has an ass.
Yes—an ass. An ass that can be stimulated, penetrated…and
loved. What could be more democratic than the concept
of ass-fucking? Everyone has an anus, to use in any way
they see fit. And just like the democracy that we are
currently enduring in America, everyone can get fucked.
Yes, I do believe there is something quite beautiful
in the fact that each and every human has the right and
the ability to have their sphincter pounded into oblivion.
Ass sex can be a tremendously exhilarating and transcendent
experience. It allows males to feel what females feel—to
be prodded, invaded. On the other hand to get fucked
is to feel the power of enveloping another human being,
of drawing them into one’s self. Ass sex just might
be the ultimate weapon in the battle of the sexes.
Not to mention that it bridges the gap between cultures
in a world where diplomatic relations between countries
are strained to nearly the breaking point. Ass sex has
always been quite prevalent in Arabic cultures, and think
of how many lives could be spared if, instead of terrorizing
other countries with bombs or other forms of attack,
we could all just fuck each other in the ass and get
out our aggression that way? It is a dream that I have.
Straight white men, are you listening? You are the
ones who run this world, after all, and maybe it would
be beneficial for you to feel how things are at the other
end of the stick, so to speak. Perhaps it would do this
world a bit of good if you got your girlfriends to peg
you, or at the very least, bought yourself a nice rubber
dong and slid it up your tight holes.
Vaginas are great, really. I mean, pussy definitely
trumps ass in certain obvious areas (less muss, less
fuss), but when you get right down to it, isn’t
pussy fairly exclusive? Only one half of the population
has one. The vagina is an elitist orifice, and elitism
has no place in a democracy, at least not in my opinion.
The way I see it, if you really believe in enduring
freedom and want to make the world a better place, you
should be willing to make sacrifices, and one of those
sacrifices should be your ass. If you are a true and
proud American, and you believe in democracy, then there
is no way you can not believe in the unifying and leveling
force that is the anus. You’re either for us, or
against us.
So everybody—black or white, rich or poor, female
or male, your anus is essentially your badge of freedom
and democracy. Remember, freedom isn’t free. Let’s
show those terrorists and haters of democracy our strength
by taking it up the ass like the powerful nation we know
we are.
Remember to take it slowly, and God Bless America.
© 2005 Natty Soltesz - Contributor's
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