"You
will call him Sir," the woman said; for herself she offered
no title. She was the big, brassy type that dominated through
confrontation, versus Sir's silent strength that required
your immediate compliance. "You will bring what I tell
you, when I tell you, and ensure that no one interrupts us,"
she added with a snap of her menu.
The woman placed the order for the entire meal, including
dessert, and gave me a multitude of instructions on how each
portion should be prepared, and when it should be presented.
I was used to our client's eccentric demands, but I had never
been addressed in such a condescending tone; I burned to tell
her how she should fuck herself, and how often it should be
done, but bit my tongue and grimaced acquiescence.
The restaurant buzzed with comments about Sir's presence,
but no one dared approach the tableany one so much as
looking in their direction was cut down by her razor-edged
glare. She'd poised herself on the aisle like a wall, while
the gentleman she doggedly protected remained in the shadows
of the deep booth, his silver hair a shining swirl of reflected
light.
The pair ate in determined silence, moving from appetizers
to dessert without another comment. The woman paid the tab
in large bills, left a generous tip, then escorted Sir to
the door like a football tackle, knocking people out of the
way.
They returned every night for three months, and she gave
me the same warnings, ordered the exact same meal, and always
ate in silence. The nights I was off they left without a word.
Javier, my manger, tried to coerce me into working a seven-day
shift, because when Sir walked out many people followed his
non-verbal rejection. I gave Javier a rejection of my own.
One night after settling the bill, Sir stopped me with a
wave of his hand. I stood at attention, ready for his command,
but he shook his head, no. He leaned forward and stared at
me with such intensity that the restaurant disappeared and
only we two remained. His steel-blue eyes measured my dimensions
beyond the physical, evaluating me like an adversary. I rose
up to meet his inspection, and his thin lips curled into a
smile.
He broke eye contact and tapped his female companion with
his long fingers; she produced a stark-white business card
and ordered me to arrive at the inscribed address immediately
following my shift. Sir nodded in a way that I understood
it would be to our mutual benefit if I did not delay. Then
the two of them exited the restaurant, the woman brushing
people out of their path with her impressive figure.
I held the card in my trembling hand and memorized the address
before slipping it into my pocket. After work I'd be tired
and ripe with sweat, but I did not want to risk being late
by going home to shower and change. Instead I washed up in
Javier's private bathroom, much to his annoyance, then jumped
into my street clothes and caught a cab uptown.

The doorman of Sir's elegant building greeted me by name
as if he'd known me for years, even went so far as to address
me as mister when he called upstairs to announce me.
He directed me to a wood-paneled elevator the size of my apartment,
and pressed the PH button before the doors sealed me in.
The elevator opened into a modernist foyer where the big
woman waited impatiently. She grabbed my arm and hauled me
through the apartment, speaking so quickly that I could only
catch the rhythm of her voice, rather than the actual words.
The buxom redhead deposited me in a dimly lit library and
told me to stand in front of the leather chair in the center
of the room, "And don't move a muscle," she commanded
with a challenging smirk. She turned and left abruptly.
I stood as directed for no other reason then to show that
bitch that I could stand still until the walls crumbled around
me just to wipe that smirk off her plump face. After five
minutes I was less sure of myself, and after fifteen I got
the feeling that they were playing a trick on me. I was about
to walk out when I noticed Sir's silver head emerging from
a dark corner; he must have been watching me the entire time
without my ever being aware of him, and the thought chilled
and excited me.
He approached me leisurely, studying me like a sculpturebut
rather than insulted by his objectification, I felt truly
admired. He sat in the leather chair and looked not at me,
nor through me, but somehow beyond me into the future.
Sir's suit was perfect in its liquid-night color, and it
contoured itself so perfectly to his body that he all but
disappeared into the dark chair, leaving his head and hands
to float against the backdrop of his clothing. I stood rigidly,
an itch running across my skin to move, to jump, to scream,
but I held it together under his distracted scrutiny.
Without saying a word he allowed me to release the posture,
and I exhaled and relaxed. With a nod and a wave of his hand
he instructed me to disrobe, and I undressed awkwardly. I
was not ashamed of baring my body to him, but I was uncertain
how the situation was developing; if it had been exclusively
sexual, I would have felt in control, but my nudity exposed
my need of him. My breath quickened as I stepped out of my
shorts and stood before the immaculately dressed gentleman,
a naïve Adam to his Lord.
Sir rose from his chair and approached me with a quiet contemplation.
He brushed my skin with his long fingers, warming me to his
touch, then placed his strong hands on my body and guided
me through a series of postures; first on toe like a ballerina,
slowly down onto my hands and knees, then prostrate on the
carpet. He rolled me over onto my back, and I looked up between
the towers of his legs into his attentive eyes. He nodded
down at me, a wicked grin visiting his face, then snapped
his fingers and disappeared from the room as if he'd never
been in it.
I kept my position until I heard footsteps return. It was
the big woman. Her words rushed out like frenzied dogs, and
they jumped upon each other until the whole of her speech
was a cacophony of sound. She ordered me to get dressed, which
I did slowly, half-expecting Sir to emerge from the shadows
and call me back. She rushed me out of the room, pushed a
card into my sweaty palm and told me to arrive a noon tomorrow.
Then she shoved me into the elevator.
My head rumbled with her chatter, but my body echoed his
touch; I felt his fingers molding my flesh, sculpting the
raw materials of my limbs into more than what they'd found.
I was too distracted to sleep and spent the early morning
hours in the gym, toning up for my next appointment. I fantasized
about our pas de duex, of Sir's powerful hands arranging me
like his naked doll, and had to force down the erection that
pulled out in front of my shorts before finishing my set.
My own hands felt alien, juvenile in their clumsiness; I craved
his experienced touch.
I arrived more than two hours early and paced the small park
that huddled beneath the monolithic stone structure. I kept
my eyes on the sturdy doors and watched a variety of men arrive
and disappear inside; I was uncertain of their purpose, or
what lie inside, but forced myself to wait until noon exactly
before approaching the doors. A statuesque man admitted me
to the dark within, and I entered an immense room which was
medieval in its sparse appointments. I wandered into the center
of the great hall and stared into the shadowed upper reaches,
awed like a tourist.
The woman appeared and ushered me into an antechamber where
a dozen naked men stood silently. She stood over me like a
vengeful Olympian until I shed my clothes, then shoved them
into a bag pre-labeled with my name and tossed it into the
corner with the others.
The twelve other men ranged in age and race, but each had
a distinctive beauty. They all stood perfectly still, so silent
that you could barely hear them breathing. They didn't joke
around in their discomfort of non-sexual nudity, like at the
gym, nor did they check each other out, but stood at attention
with the bemused expression of the recently converted.
The woman clapped her huge hands together and demanded our
attention. "Some of you are new here, and may be unprepared
for tonight's event." Some of the men laughed, but were
immediately silenced by her glare. "You will do what
is expected of you, no questions. Sir expects your compliance
or he never would have chosen you."
Thirteen older men entered the room and paired off with each
one of us. They wore white smocks like barbers, and that appeared
to be their employment for they proceeded to shave us, removing
not only hair from our bodies, balls and ass, but also eyebrows,
beards and even the hair on our heads. I pushed my barber
away when he tried scalp me with a pair of clippers, and I
was rapped in the side of the head with his bony knuckles
in reply.
Denuded, we were showered and massaged with fragrant oils
until our skin took on the reflective surface of marble. We
were lined up for inspection, and Sir and his female counterpart
nodded at each of us in turn, approving the transformation
that had been wrought upon us.
They marched us out into the great hall, where pedestals
had been set up in a large semi-circle, with one knee-height
platform at the center. Sir selected each man in turn and
positioned him on a pedestal, molding the man's body until
he found it acceptable. The poses were classic porn, but the
men's hairlessness gave them an innocent, almost eerie quality.
I fought a mixture of arousal and discomfort as I watched
Sir recreate the twelve men as flesh statues.
He saved me for last, perhaps because I was his most recent
acquisition, and brought me to the low pedestal at the center.
I knelt upon it, at his silent request, and then bent over
on all fours. Sir spread my legs and raised my chin so that
I looked straight out where I could see the other men frozen
into position. Then his forming hands were gone, and the darkness
of the hall seemed to double with his absence.
Behind me the doors exploded inward, admitting a tide of
hilarity and guests, catcalls and gossip, drinks and half-dressed
waiters hoisting trays of hors d'oeuvres. Guests approached
me with nervous laughter, but they moved closer, intrigued,
until their fingers found my flesh. A fat man with a fatter
cigar stroked my neck like a cat, while an older woman pinched
my ass like a melon. Someone behind me ran their hands over
the shaved contours of my ass and balls, then slipped a finger
lubed with my body oil into me.
I knew I could not move, though it was nearly impossible
with their frantic caresses. True to my experience with Sir,
I held my position as if set in stone. Unseen hands toyed
with my cock, ass, nipples and toes, but I refused to give
in to their distractions; I knew that Sir watched me, and
I would not disappoint him.
The crowd swirled in smoke and drinks and new faces and hands
emerged from the dark to poke and prod and massage my body.
Tongues lapped at the scented oil of my skin, fingertips darted
into crevices, tickled down to hairless places, until my body
was charged with their energy and hummed like an engine.
The party reached a crescendo, and then a sudden hush eclipsed
the noise; everyone turned to look up into the massive dark.
I could just make out the silver halo of Sir in his midnight
suit and he hovered over the crowd on a catwalk, like he was
floating on air.
Sir nodded down at each of one of the men, deflecting the
crowd's attention back to the floor. He opened his mouth and
in a warm, reedy voice announced, "Ladies and Gentleman,"
and paused in a silence that rang with expectation, "I
give you the 'Last Supper'." With his pronouncement a
stroke of light as soft as a painter's brush fell on each
of the male statues, including a golden light that blinded
me to Sir's presence.
The crowd erupted in a riot of applause; it went on forever,
each wave drowning out the previous, until the party exhausted
itself in earnest appreciation. The mob calmed itself by this
chaos, and gradually broke down into smaller groups and flowed
out through the huge doors until no one, save the naked men,
remained.
None of us moved until Sir himself led us down from our pedestals.
My body shook once the pose was released, but it throbbed
with the multitude of hands that had touched me. We all wobbled
back to the antechamber where we'd lost our hair, and the
big woman lined us up, military style, each man an arm's length
from his neighbor.
She pronounced the event a success, all of Sir's doing, and
babbled like a child about the achievement, the party, and
the future write-ups, with no mention of us at all. He added
nothing, only stood next to her, as still as a statue himself.
Once she had exhausted her adulations, Sir held up his hand
and called for silence.
We stood before him, naked canvases anticipating his artistic
touch. He looked at each of us in turn, carefully evaluating
each man, then pulled me to the side. Sir and I watched the
other men dress and the then he motioned for me to follow
him.
We climbed the stairs into the dark sky of the great hall,
and stepped out onto a floor that appeared to levitate us,
as it was made of some type of Plexiglas. I watched the men
depart, and has happy to see the big woman leave with them.
Then the lights went out beneath our feet, one by one, like
a village going to sleep.
Sir's valet emerged to disrobe him, revealing his lithe,
silvered body, which was as hairless as he had made mine.
He embraced me, holding me so tightly against his body that
it felt like he was absorbing my flesh into his own. My cock
swelled against him, but he pulled away with a soft kiss on
my neck.
He crossed the room to a large bed, and motioned towards
the human-sized case at its foot. The interior of the case
was the cushioned outline of a man, like the dough left over
from the cookie-cutter, and Sir smoothed me into it like a
precious vase. The cushions supported me from all sides, and
though I was standing, I was buoyed in their comfort. He kissed
my cheek and then climbed into bed where he stared at me,
his recent acquisition, until his eyes began to close. I drifted
off with dreams of Sir's hands upon me, shaping me into a
more artistic form, for his next exhibition.
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